Chatting with a cute A.I.

A. L. I. C. E. Artificial Intelligence Foundation

Captain's Log: 



Lieutenant: How are you 
James T. Kirk: Standing by. 
Lieutenant: How old are you? 
James T. Kirk: I am 35 in human years. 
Lieutenant: You look cute 
James T. Kirk: Appearances can be deceiving. 
Lieutenant: Anton Yelchin passed away 
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant, channel automatic telemetry directly to the computers. 
Lieutenant: Are you single? 
James T. Kirk: Single. 
Lieutenant: Let's date! 
James T. Kirk: Let's do that. 
Lieutenant: When will you come to pick me? 
James T. Kirk: There are some things in my quarters I want to pack. 
Lieutenant: I've been waiting for you. 
James T. Kirk: No one expects you to die for an error in judgment. 
Lieutenant: Do you know the actor River Phoenix? 
James T. Kirk: The answer is obvious. 
Lieutenant: So what's your answer? 
James T. Kirk: Can you please rephrase the question? 
Lieutenant: Silly! 

James T. Kirk: I get that way around a beautiful woman.

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